1. Nuclear heated baby bottle. Would utilize sub-critical U235 located in carbon matrix at bottom of bottle. A boron slide rod would modulate temperature as it controls the reaction through neutron absorption. Baby proof slide lock would prevent baby from turning formula into superheated steam (with resulting consequences).
2. Surgically implanted manual ear pencil sharpener. This would solve office worker productivity loss as employees must currently roll chair several feet to nearest electric pencil sharpener. Must resolve issue of storage of pencil shavings…
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